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Me:Friends, today we are learning blends. /d/, /r/, sounds like "drrrr". Like "draw" and "dry".Little one:Ms.----, like, "I like it when you do it right drrr right drrrr."
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Things confiscated this past semester:
- Silly Bandz
- Toy trucks
- Blackberry (the phone, not the fruit)
- .45 bullet
#teacherlife
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Ms. —, I’m going to invite you to my birthday party and let you eat Power Ranger cake.
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Ms. —, how old you is? 15? Naw, you 80.
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Me:"Boys and girls, what famous person would you want to meet and why?"Student A:"Justin Bieber, because he sings so nicely."Student B:"White people!"
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Ms. —, did you know that Martin Luther is Barack Obama’s brother?
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Look what I found while grading my “Congruent Shapes” quiz. See kiddo’s answer #2. THE INFILTRATION OF BAD WORDS HAS STARTED AHHHH.
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If you could change anything about our class it would be...
Student 1:No work!Student 2:Play all day!Student 3:Wish we could have centers.Student 4:No reading.Student 5:The teacher![everyone goes "ooooh!"] -
"My Favorite Place"
M:My favorite place is the football field because I like football. My uniform is green and white.C:What?! I thought you rooted for the Redskins. Why you like wearing Eagles' colors?M:I root for the Redskins but I play for the Eagles man. -
Oh yeah, remember that time I got called an African Booty Scratcher? Turns out...
African Booty Scratcher: is not someone who scratches his master’s ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.
My official title is DC Public School teacher. Unofficially, I am a counselor, nurse, comedian, chef-in-training, social worker, confidant, actor, and disciplinarian in one.
